Have you ever classified the different kinds of poop by superheroes?

Like when you go and you have to push and exert yourself and then your only result is a little bitty poop…that would be a Mighty Mouse Poop!

Or what if you have one of those swift evacuations, you think oh i must have only had to go a little, and turn around and OMG that’s the biggest turd I have ever seen…that would be a Superman Poop!

Have you had those little poops like bat poops that just shoot out of your rear like a machine gun? Well there you go, Batman Poop!

What about the poop where you know as it is coming out hard and fast that it is going to be a big one, and then you turn around and it’s gone! That right there is the Flash Poop!

Sad day, what if you have diarrhea? Aquaman Poop, baby!!!

What do you think? Are there any I might have missed?

weepling:

Hans Hemmert, Balloon Tank

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I think this necklace makes me look skinny!

There is nothing better than to have that one guy you admire the most come by and tell you that you are beautiful. My day has been made. Nothing else matters.

fuckyeahdementia:

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